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Hi, my name is Elizabeth. But you can call me Elizabeth. But I'd rather you call me Elizabeth. I'm a reader, writer, fangirl. I'm kind of the shit.

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

bleachboy1999:

It was the color I hated the most. Crimson red

Lady red

moosemarine:

the-texas-tyrant:

I hope the person I marry is okay with lots of sex, beer, and bacon. 

Don’t forget whiskey 

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

shi-no-tenshi-bara:

Sebastian’s face was priceless, so I had to make a gif. 

shi-no-tenshi-bara:

Sebastian’s face was priceless, so I had to make a gif. 

andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

elysemarshall:

buzzfeed:

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

Timely reminder that people are inherently good.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass